I feel like I know the answer to a number of these for you! How about: What’s the weirdest fic you’ve ever read? Describe it. And If you could imagine the perfect fic, what would it be like?

Feel free to ask me any of them. I don't think I'll post this meme myself, because too many of my answers would be boring--about a third of the questions would elicit some variation of "I don't know," or "I don't remember," because specific fics and author names tend to slip through my brain and disappear.