"This one time I went out with Gaston, and he ate me out for half the night!" "This one time, I went out with him, and he made me wait for three hours while he called animal rescue to get this cat off a tree, and walked around, giving helpful advice". "This one time I went out with him, and he told me how to be a good feminist for the whole evening":. "Oh! did he give you that reading list?: "Yes! OMG, eighties feminism still..." "This one time, I went out with him and he told me I should put out, cause he is totally a nice guy and deserved it". "One time I went out with him and he insisted on paying, then explained to me all the way home how much of a gentleman he was, while still being a feminist". "Ugh, why do we still date him?" "I mean, who else is there? Bell is with her monster, and we're all sisters..." "Screw it, wanna go read porn and give each other hand jobs?" yaaaaaaay!
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Date: 2014-05-28 03:07 pm (UTC)"This one time, I went out with him, and he made me wait for three hours while he called animal rescue to get this cat off a tree, and walked around, giving helpful advice".
"This one time I went out with him, and he told me how to be a good feminist for the whole evening":.
"Oh! did he give you that reading list?:
"Yes! OMG, eighties feminism still..."
"This one time, I went out with him and he told me I should put out, cause he is totally a nice guy and deserved it".
"One time I went out with him and he insisted on paying, then explained to me all the way home how much of a gentleman he was, while still being a feminist".
"Ugh, why do we still date him?"
"I mean, who else is there? Bell is with her monster, and we're all sisters..."
"Screw it, wanna go read porn and give each other hand jobs?"
yaaaaaaay!