citrusjava

These are for fantamae, as part of the cakehole_club Cakeswap podfic exchange. It's *so* late, and fantamae and the mods, applegeuse and fishpatrol, were so fantastic about it.
OMG, I'm done. It's been months, so many months, and I AM DONE!
(imperfections galore, but done!)



Title: Thought Your Coffee Table Was More Clever than That
Author: queenklu
Reader: citrusjava
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Mature
Length: 16:56
Author's Summary: He woke up in the bathroom of a KFC once; this is practically a luxury.
Download or stream



Title: Rhymes with Niagara
Author: sevenfists
Reader: citrusjava
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Length: 07:31
Summary: Dean gets hit by the Viagra Fairy at a rest stop in Illinois.
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Title: Cheese
Author: Queenklu
Reader: CitrusJava
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Warning: mention of drug use
Rating: PG-13
Length: 03:18
Summary: Dean gets high
Download or stream



Title: Sparkles
Author: Queenklu
Reader: CitrusJava
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Length: 05:31
Summary: Unrequited love, the internet and a big talk in the Impala.
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Title: Save You from the Dragons
Author: Queenklu
Reader: CitrusJava
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Warning: Head of a Pin spoilers, going through withdrawal
Rating: PG-13
Length: 04:16
Summary: As Sam goes through withdrawal, he gets talkative.
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Title: Wear Him Like a Habit
Author: Sevenfists
Reader: CitrusJava
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: R
Length: 15:10
Summary: He's hard in his jeans—Sam can see it, and he can see the hot flush rising up Dean's neck, but Dean's still stopping. Download or stream.

Crossposted from http://citrusjava.livejournal.com/

Just that. 01:53 and on.

Discovering AO3 was down actually made me gasp in horror. Priorities, I've got em.

Also, this.

So, I've been trying to get into Welcome to Night Vale. Listened to three episodes, and it was cool, good sense of wonder, but I'm missing some sort of something to care about. Like a relationship, a character, plot, give me something.

Can anyone rec key episodes to listen to that have that (if they exist)?

Also: "This piece is bout two brothers. One who has hit rock bottom and was given a second chance at life, and the other, who's there to support and help him on this new path".

Beautiful, and bestest hug, bestest.

Here is some coffee place background noise. It's nice, can be calming to have in the background. You can practically hear the sound of Jeff falling for the cute student with the floppy hair he had to share a table with, Jared blushing as he ineffectually dabs at the shirt of the long-lashed guy he spilled his pumpkin late on, Jensen getting a pep talk from BFF Danneel before he approaches the yummy stubbly guy who comes in every day, parking his motorbike outside.
In short, you'll get no work done, and no coffee. But it's nice.

I don't know why I find this funny :)


also, heads up, baby ostrich hatching *now*, here.

This is a fucking awesome reading. Also - road trip, monsters, outside of society, dodging the police, in a friggin Impala, guns, knives, impersonating authority figures, car trunk full of illegal stuff, rock tape played over and over again, dealing with civilians, warnings for... yeah - - yeah

You know, I learn so much from slash about sex, and related issues. It's really great. It seriously improved my life, and sent me exploring such wonderful and interesting places. I love it. It should be taken with a grain of salt, of course, but still, plenty of good information and ideas there.

But I wish there were more fic about people who have less normative bodies. Trans bodies, all sorts of crip bodies. Fat bodies, preferably not only as a "fat can be pretty too" message, though that's a good one as well, and I have written that sort of fic myself, too.

Wish there were fic out there, enough fic for me to feel I really did know what I was doing, about things like the way hormones influence sensitivity, prostates, the way people experience desire. Fic that touches on using your weight, if you have it, your crutches, if you have them, and so forth.

I'd like to think about that as run of the mill, the way I think about things that are more common in fic.

It just struck me how *much* I know about cis-able-thin bodies from fic, and how unbelievably little I got to learn about all the different sorts of bodies - the bodies of most people in my life I have and want sex with.

Kinda feel like starting a comment meme for that, but I've never done that, and I hardly know anybody in fandom. Does anybody else wanna host something like that?


As for why it's not more widely written - I know part of the reason it isn't there is that some people don't want to write about something they don't know themselves, and I agree, that's problematic. But it's not as if we don't research sex for fic, or only write about our own experiences. And part of it is because the bodies we get to see in canon are so very normative, almost all the time. But fandom has been changing that, in so many wonderful ways.

(that is, come, play. And spread. The word. BadBadSmuttyJoke!Dean, you got nothing on me)

I'll admit this doesn't describe my whole experience, to me it is more complex than that, but this is sweet and lovely and true. Reminds me of Adrienne Rich.