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citrusjavaWanna explain the "previously? to me? Was it saying anything beyond "hey, but you liked crack in the past!"?
The "where is Kevin" thing has to stop.
Judging by their logo, the vegan hippies are also into bears of the gay type. Sounds about right.
Dean dislikes the smell of patchouli cause it reminds him of that time Sam was with that woman instead of him.Or the way the room smelled after he got raped.
"Kevin, how do we talk to a dog?"
Kevin sighed and tossed the phone weakly in the direction of his buffalo milk, head thunking back into his pillow. "Same way you talk to anybody, Sam", he mumbled to himself "Like you're a psychotic madman with weapons training."
'80's. The dogs in the cages broke my heat, but letting them all out as if they'd all just run out, and all be ok, as if it were simple and happy and free - so '80's. Talking dogs. And getting saved by the pack of dogs Dean saved. Talking dogs with accents and cutesy voices and stale humor. Universal animal language... They were probably going for parody, but it didn't really get there. To me it flickered on the line between really bad to good all over again. The boys just had to take the talking dog home with them - the single thing missing from their treehouse! Also, btw, Dean? You're no longer on the road. Sam needed to convince you just to go on this hunt.
Which - It's true what they say, Sammy. You think once you settle down with a man you'll have to work your charm so hard every night to keep him from going off on monster hunts, but turns out you have to threaten him with girl talk just to get him to put his shoes on.
Poodle - NO. On. BUT! But I missed Dean lusting after the ladies and Sam pulling him away.
As for the mice - someone opened their cage for them, OK? And told them the answers was 42?
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"Why would he say that, Dean?"
"No idea".
"Dean, are my demon powers back?"
"Do I just keep blacking out after I use them? I was thinking it was some sort of coping mechanism".
The "where is Kevin" thing has to stop.
Judging by their logo, the vegan hippies are also into bears of the gay type. Sounds about right.
Dean dislikes the smell of patchouli cause it reminds him of that time Sam was with that woman instead of him.
"Kevin, how do we talk to a dog?"
Kevin sighed and tossed the phone weakly in the direction of his buffalo milk, head thunking back into his pillow. "Same way you talk to anybody, Sam", he mumbled to himself "Like you're a psychotic madman with weapons training."
'80's. The dogs in the cages broke my heat, but letting them all out as if they'd all just run out, and all be ok, as if it were simple and happy and free - so '80's. Talking dogs. And getting saved by the pack of dogs Dean saved. Talking dogs with accents and cutesy voices and stale humor. Universal animal language... They were probably going for parody, but it didn't really get there. To me it flickered on the line between really bad to good all over again. The boys just had to take the talking dog home with them - the single thing missing from their treehouse! Also, btw, Dean? You're no longer on the road. Sam needed to convince you just to go on this hunt.
Which - It's true what they say, Sammy. You think once you settle down with a man you'll have to work your charm so hard every night to keep him from going off on monster hunts, but turns out you have to threaten him with girl talk just to get him to put his shoes on.
Poodle - NO. On. BUT! But I missed Dean lusting after the ladies and Sam pulling him away.
As for the mice - someone opened their cage for them, OK? And told them the answers was 42?
~
"Why would he say that, Dean?"
"No idea".
"Dean, are my demon powers back?"
"Do I just keep blacking out after I use them? I was thinking it was some sort of coping mechanism".
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Date: 2013-11-07 12:38 pm (UTC)Kevin sighed and tossed the phone weakly in the direction of his buffalo milk, head thunking back into his pillow. "Same way you talk to anybody, Sam", he mumbled to himself "Like you're a psychotic madman with weapons training."
*dies laughing*
Obviously, there needs to be fic of Kevin in the bunker and all the insane calls he gets from the boys out hunting. :)
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Date: 2013-11-08 08:55 pm (UTC)Do write it!
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Date: 2013-11-09 04:51 am (UTC)And the "where is Kevin thing" just does so need to stop.