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Title: Nice Day to Start Again
Relationship: Dean/Sam
Rating: PG-13
word count: 100
Summary: Some things are just overwhelmingly tempting.
Warnings/Spoilers: Silly. Minor spoiler for 919. Perhaps warning for gender shaming.

"Never had a teenage sister" says the vamp, blood painting his lips.

Dean freezes, overwhelmed with the many things he wants to say.

All the long haired, salad eating, desert hiking, produce market loving, women's issues nagging, half-caf, double vanilla latte drinking crap.

Francis.

Just call Sam a girl, dammit!

Samantha.

That time they don't talk about when Sammy was a demon chick for a week.

And that awkward dream Dean NEVER HAD about Sam actually growing a pair of boobs instead of just a pair.

The word "perky" pops into his mind, unbidden.

The moment is lost, no comeback.